On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
- from email, original author unknown
13 comments:
I wonder what day God created Tem-tay-shuns?
Happy New Year!
Hahaha Happy Noo Yeer
It's definitely about us! Happy New Year, Mu shue!
I think you are right on. But Daisy has a good question.
Yeah - like daisy said. Hee hee.
Happy healthy, wealthy, and wise 2007 to you all! May it be a great year.
Hee hee! Happy New Year to you all!
Hee hee, very funny. And true to life! Happy New Year, Mu Shue, Lilly, Iris and Mama Laura!
Now THAT'S religion!
Oh yeah, that is what I'm talkin' about. Good question Daisy, when did God create treatsies????
Happy New Year!
PS, we loooooooove your bling bling!
Excellent! and purrfect!!!
Hey Moo Shoooo, we fownd yore cownter and we was vistors #1002 so two cats befor us was 1000! Congratulations!
Finny & buddy
Great story! :) Although I thought man was supposed to scoop out the litterbox!
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