Sunday, December 31, 2006

The Ceation story as Told by a cat


On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

- from email, original author unknown

13 comments:

Daisy said...

I wonder what day God created Tem-tay-shuns?

Happy New Year!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha Happy Noo Yeer

Lux said...

It's definitely about us! Happy New Year, Mu shue!

Gemini said...

I think you are right on. But Daisy has a good question.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yeah - like daisy said. Hee hee.
Happy healthy, wealthy, and wise 2007 to you all! May it be a great year.

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Hee hee! Happy New Year to you all!

Fat Eric said...

Hee hee, very funny. And true to life! Happy New Year, Mu Shue, Lilly, Iris and Mama Laura!

INAMINI said...

Now THAT'S religion!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh yeah, that is what I'm talkin' about. Good question Daisy, when did God create treatsies????

Happy New Year!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

PS, we loooooooove your bling bling!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Excellent! and purrfect!!!

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Hey Moo Shoooo, we fownd yore cownter and we was vistors #1002 so two cats befor us was 1000! Congratulations!

Finny & buddy

Dragonheart said...

Great story! :) Although I thought man was supposed to scoop out the litterbox!